30 Delightful Delicacies From Madame Tussaud’s Deep Freeze

Rob Marchant
2 min readMay 10, 2020
Photo by KS KYUNG on Unsplash
  1. A carton of eggs signed by Sylvester Stallone during the filming of Rocky (five missing).
  2. A black forest gateau richer than Jeff Bezos’ wildest dreams.
  3. A tomato that looks, feels and smells like Lance Armstrong’s testicle after the cancer got it.
  4. A cantaloupe mushier than Ryan Gosling’s personal notebook.

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Rob Marchant

I write about psychology, philosophy, and society. Also enjoy the odd bit of comedy.