Rob MarchantinAntidotes for ChimpsWhat the fuck is this and how the fuck do I fold it?The pile contains complexities man could never dream of.·3 min read·Aug 5, 2023--1--1
Rob MarchantinAntidotes for ChimpsMike Tyson At The FunfairMe and my buddy Big Ears Avery take a trip to the funfair to loosen up·4 min read·Jan 22, 2023----
Rob MarchantinAntidotes for ChimpsBook Me — Jean-Claude Van Damme — For Your Charity Event TodayHave you ever smelt your own amazement?·4 min read·Jan 14, 2023--1--1
Rob MarchantinAntidotes for ChimpsI Like To Put My Dick Through FencesNo fence is safe. It just feels so right.·3 min read·Jan 14, 2023--2--2
Rob MarchantinAntidotes for ChimpsMike Tyson At The Walmart DeliThe deli can be a hard place, especially for Mike Tyson.·4 min read·Jan 15, 2022--2--2
Rob MarchantinSlackjawA Doctor Found A Monkey In My MindThe little bastard is having a party in there.·4 min read·Dec 9, 2021--5--5
Rob MarchantinAntidotes for ChimpsAs A Magpie I’d Like To ApologiseWe’ve taken too many eyeballs.·3 min read·Dec 7, 2021----
Rob MarchantinAntidotes for ChimpsI Am The Cloud That Will Ruin Your DayFeel my watery consignment.·3 min read·Dec 3, 2021----
Rob MarchantinSlackjawSwapping Wings For Love With An UberEats RiderShe just wanted wings. He just wanted love.·3 min read·Nov 29, 2021----
Rob MarchantinAntidotes for ChimpsI Accidentally Injected Myself With Dog DNAMy desire to please has skyrocketed·4 min read·Nov 25, 2021--1--1